Unemployment is up, lots of bad news, and nothing fun in the political world today (we passed on Rove's whining yesterday, and Peggy Noonan's "at least Bush kept us safe" columns--thank us later).
So for a small non-political diversion, we invite you to enjoy the Dave Barry Holiday Gift Guide, featuring such fine items as the Doggy High Chair:
Meal time is usually very sad for dogs, because they are confined to the floor, like some kind of domestic animal or something, while the humans get to sit up at the table, where the food is.
But now there's a solution, thanks to this highchair designed especially for pets. Now, dogs can sit at the table, just like people, except that most people outside of possibly Nick Nolte refrain from licking their private parts during meals. Think how festive meals will be with your dog sitting right there next to you, barking with happiness, scratching, flatulating and drooling into your lasagna.
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